yes, i'm addicted already. three posts in one day! or else i'm just bored at work, you be the judge. i figure that this is shameless self-indulgence anyway, and the glitter and glam of it will wear off shortly. in fact, i'll probably bore of posting in a week or less.... or else it'll become like my real-life journal, which boasts new entries once every three months or so. yes, my life is SO exciting that i don't have time to stop and write it all down. really. it is.

ever wonder why people get addicted to porn? no? you don't think it has anything to do with the need for some dramatic self-stimulation and roleplay because our own pathetic lives aren't interesting enough or sex-filled enough to warrant our own damn movie? okay, me neither, really, i just felt like writing about porn all of a sudden, and i was on addictions, so it just kind of flowed. i told you this blog thing was a dangerous idea. you never know what's going to come out of my head. or my fingers, whichever happens to be pounding on the keyboard at the moment.