since i'm on a roll (and got called into work today for a while, even though it's technically my day off):

ode to the server

server, oh server, why did you crash?
while all three drives fail and the LEDs flash
i punch in commands as the tech guy instructs
trying to save it before the office destructs.
it's hard to meet deadlines with no file access
and all the coworkers venting their stress
but with a few swift kicks, some taps, and a whack
we've got use of our lovely server back.

okay, maybe that wasn't an ode to the server, but it's, err, about the server? rhyming poetry is not exactly my forte.

anyone want to go see the san jose stealth play tonight? i'm trying to get someone to go with me, and no one wants to go :( c'mon, help me in supporting our local lacrosse team....